I have PMS and a GPS. That means I am a bitch, and I will find you ♥

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My doctor said I should start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing ♥

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Next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected, I’m going to punch them in the face and ask if they expected that ♥

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From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ♥

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Eliminating people like you is my prozac ♥

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Mood swings available every 10 minutes ♥

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You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions ♥

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I’m not cranky, I just have violent reactions to people’s stupidity ♥

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I’m thanking you, but when you go to bed tonight dream of me because when you wake up you’ll realize you can’t have me ♥

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